Welcome back, my friends!
The release of the long-forgotten free edition of my newsletter is the second most important event this week, after the Clawdbot/Moltbot/OpenClaw takeover of the internet (the Double Gameweek 26 announcement completes the top 3).
Letâs hope there arenât any more Christmas or flu outbreaks anytime soon.
Anyway, this is meant to be a shorter yet still quite nerdy counterpart to my Data Dribble deep dives, so letâs dive straight in.

Harry Wilson: Is this season a total outlier?
It happens several times every FPL season.
Someone goes on an unsustainable goal-scoring run full of out-of-the-box bangers, and when you try to point out that their production will slow down eventually, youâll get the classic lecture:
xG doesnât account for a playerâs quality. Heâs a FANTASTIC finisher!
Lionel Messi and Harry Kane are fantastic finishers. If youâre saying this about 90% of strikers on a heater, it sort of loses its meaningâŚ
Look, I need to dispel this idea that someone is a world-class finisher just because theyâve scored a few screamers over the last 10 games. You need a lot more shots to say that. And there are very few of them in footballâŚ
Anyway, could Wilson actually be the one gifted with elite ball-striking?
Fortunately, heâs 28 years old, so we have a sufficiently large sample size to delve into it and reach some reasonable closure. Itâs 8 seasons and 600 shotsâthatâs a hefty amount.
He overperformed his xG in 89% of his Premier League and Championship seasons. I donât have 17/18 data from his Hull spell, but given he scored 7 goals in just 996 minutes back then, I think itâs safe to say he also overperformed. That means it happened in 8 of the 9 previous seasonsâŚ
In the last eight campaigns, he amassed 42 expected goals, 46 post-shot xG, and scored 59 non-penalty goals.
He converted 9.5% of his shotsânothing out of the ordinary. Something youâd expect given his shot distribution.
Out of his 600 shots, 253 are outside the box, which is 42%. He does it a lotâŚ
From outside the box, he already scored 22 goals (from 12 xG).
He scored 3 screamers this season. Itâs still nothing compared with the 18/19 season at Derby County, when he recorded 74 shots outside the box and scored 7 bangers.
Yeah, I think itâs safe to say heâs a great finisher. Not the best in the world, but definitely among the best in the Premier League.
Although his goal-scoring numbers are extreme this season and WILL regress to a more sustainable level, we donât know when or by how much. As long as there is solid shot volume, he should be fine even with a more human-level run.
Since Gameweek 12, to work with a more current sample size, he averages 2.66 non-penalty shots (and 0.16 np xG), so the volume is certainly there. Letâs also not forget his 51 assists during his senior career, and that heâs on 0.19 expected goals assisted in that same period.
Unless thereâs a signal that something changed, thatâs quite a nice final product for someone who costs just ÂŁ6.1 million, certainly from Gameweek 27 onwards.
Also, Fulham are now a team to monitor with AFCON players back. I discussed it here.

Whoâs the new Bournemouth winger, Rayan?
Rayan (ÂŁ5.5m) is a 19-year-old winger who played about 3,150 minutes and scored 14 goals in the 2025 Brazilian Serie A.
Typologically, heâs more of a goal-scoring winger than a creator.
Last season, he averaged:
2.60 non-penalty shots (about 95th percentile)
0.23 non-penalty xG (90th)
0.24 post-shot xG
0.35 non-penalty goals (95th)
0.07 xA (50th)
Those numbers donât look too bad, but there are some red flags when comparing his xG with post-shot xG, shot locations, and goals scored.
Firstly, he scored 12 non-penalty goals from about 7.5 xG, which is a big discrepancy, and we still canât say how good a finisher heâs historically been.
He certainly can get into chances from central areas, but of his 90 shots, 47 are outside the boxâthatâs 52%.
So, yeah, he canât do this in the Premier League, though Iâm sure Iraola will explain it to him.
He took 12 headers, 13 attempts with his left foot, and 65 with his right. Although he doesnât take many headers in the box, heâs actually pretty good in the air. Heâs also a good runner and carrier who can draw a solid number of fouls while remaining disciplined.
Given that he comes from a much lower-quality league, is 19 years old, overperformed his xG, and his shot distribution needs some serious work, itâs hard to imagine heâll become an amazing FPL pick right away.
I wouldnât rush to buy him. Iâd go with more time-tested midfield picks. Itâs a position you donât want to be wrong on. Itâs possible Bournemouth struck gold with himâtheir scouting department knows what they doâbut it might take some time.
Thereâs someone I respect a lot who says that Rayan has the âperfect profile as a winger for the modern Premier Leagueâ.
Still, heâs raw. You wouldnât order something that raw in a restaurant.
And the restaurant is your FPL team here.

Jørgen Strand Larsen: New Crystal Palace striker?
Crystal Palace reportedly have a new striker, Jørgen Strand Larsen.
⌠or they donât:
Weâll find out soon enough.
Anyway, since finishing is the main theme of todayâs newsletter, letâs stick with it for a little longer.
Earlier this week, I saw someone say that Strand Larsen is a clinical finisher.
My initial reaction was something like, okay, thatâs enough Twitter for today. But the truth is, heâs actually pretty solid.
His 14-goal run from the previous season was driven by a significant overperformance across 54 shots, and about 10 xG. He even scored both shots he took outside the box. The volume wasnât the highest, just under two attempts per ninety minutes, but the shot map looked pretty nice:
In two seasons at Celta Vigo, he certainly wasnât wasteful, with expected and actual goals on par, and we also have another couple of seasons at Groningen. There, he placed his shots magnificently over quite a large sample size.
Heâs definitely not a wasteful type like Tolu Arokodare or the new West Ham striker Taty Castellanos.
The only problem is his performance this seasonâŚ
In 1.500+ minutes, there was absolutely nothing. No shots, poor movement in the box, very little activity there, and an inability to receive the ball in dangerous areas. It was one of the worst performances by a Premier League forward Iâve seen in a long time. We can only speculate what exactly happened. Often, itâs a combination of on- and off-pitch factors.
But heâs certainly one to monitor given the upcoming Crystal Palace fixtures:
It is also pretty safe to say that Jean-Philippe Mateta is moving somewhere if this happens, and it could reportedly be Nottingham Forest, which would be a pretty strange decision, if you ask me. However, there are still strong reports that he could end up in Serie A.
So, letâs see.

Youâve got this
This is normally where youâd find the âData Crime of the Weekâ segment.
Donât worry, itâs still Gotham City out there on FPL đ.
But this week, I have some words of encouragement instead.
If the first half of your seasonâs been rough, thereâs no reason the second half canât be brilliantâyou keep playing well, plan for fixture swings, execute your chip strategy accordingly, and maybe even get a hot run on top of that. Itâs already happened to so many people, maybe even you, in previous seasons.
What helps mentally is to draw a line somewhere.
Itâs similar to a New Yearâs resolutionâthe only difference is that itâs not January 1st but a halfway point in the season, for example. Whatever happened, happened.
All you see now is this:
Clean slate.
15 Gameweeks.
Keep making good decisions, and thereâs a good chance youâll turn the season around.

Itâs been another busy week in our Data Dribble premium community.
In Tuesdayâs deep dive, I analysed the ânewâ Premier League and all the viable midfield options:
⢠The one stat that explains why Bryan Mbeumo scores goals
⢠Midfield essentials, budget gems, and future bandwagons
⢠The Premier League trend thatâs 108% more popular than last season (!)
⢠Oh, and there are FAR fewer open-play goals than last seasonâŚ
I recommend you check it out:
The Premier League is still shitball â but midfield is king now
Iâm not going to beat around the bushâin the Premier League this year, weâre seeing noticeably less exciting football than in previous seasons.
Last Friday,
In yesterdayâs article, I discussed chip strategy, wildcards, captaincy, mindset, and one match-up that almost everyone is misreading:
GW24 Thought Process: Expect the unexpected
On Saturday morning, I thought my Gameweek 24 would be about buying Bruno Fernandes.
Last Fridayâs âall you want to know about chipsâ special.
GW23 Thought Process: Let's talk about chips
Earlier this week, when I was listing those 8 frameworks for handling bad runs, I forgot to mention one.
See you next Friday!














